NEVER DIES
every trencher is this cat.
Helmet on. Bags heavy. Still saluting.
EQ46GCkgPctvueFDt2edutfa1hKxsDzo2EZeSMiHpumpThe only OG contract ends in …MiHpump. Check before you buy.
File 001
service record
Spotted on a sticker in Turkey. Went viral the same week. Now every wallet in the pump.fun trenches sees itself in him: small, under-equipped, completely committed.
TRENCHCAT
Personnel file · classified · do not fold
- Rank
- Private, meme division
- Enlisted
- 11 Oct 2026, pump.fun
- Posting
- The trenches, permanently
- Equipment
- One (1) helmet, one (1) rifle, one (1) salute
- Morale
- Unreasonably high
- Status
- Never dies
File 002
field inspection
Every check is read live from the chain when this page loads. No promises, just the record.
Source: RugCheck. Not financial advice. A cat in a helmet cannot give financial advice.
SITREP, LAST 24H
File 003
rules of the trench
- Helmet stays on.Red candles are weather. You've seen weather before.
- Salute the dip.Then go back to your post.
- Leave no holder behind.Reply to the new guy. He's scared.
- Raid as one unit.One cat is a meme. Four thousand cats is a movement.
File 004
enlistment orders
- Get PhantomInstall the Phantom wallet.
- Load SOLBuy SOL on an exchange, send it to Phantom.
- Open JupiterTap Enlist. The contract is already filled in.
- Report for dutySwap, put your helmet on, post the cat.
More than twenty copycat trenchcat tokens launched on Solana, Robinhood and Arc in the last day. The real one is the contract above, ending in …MiHpump.
File 005
get your helmet
Upload your PFP, drag the helmet onto your head, save it. Every helmet on X is one more soldier.
Drag the helmet to move it.